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The licking lie

The licking lie

€29,95 EUR

This shirt calls out one of childhood’s biggest lies: that licking people is somehow wrong - a perfect hit of sarcasm for anyone tired of bogus adult logic and weird rules.

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Color Black Navy White

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Born from a slightly unhinged love of sarcasm, puns, and saying the quiet part loud. Somewhere between graphic therapy and passive-aggressive genius, this is how we avoid HR meetings.

If you get it, you’re one of us. If you’re shopping for someone who does? You’re still in the right place.

If this already offended you? That’s your cue to exit. No shade – just different vibes.

Wit. Attitude. Occasional existential crisis in font form.

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