Lies

Lies dress up well. Some wear parenthood. Some wear productivity. Some speak in self-help quotes or sound like your own brain pretending to help. Spoiler: it doesn’t.

This collection is for all the well-meaning crap, sugar-coated manipulation and gaslight glitter we’ve swallowed over the years – smiling politely.

We don’t untangle the lies. We don’t soften the blow. We just say them louder, on fabric, with type you can’t ignore. Because if you’re going to live in a world full of lies, you might as well wear the good ones.

Born from a slightly unhinged love of sarcasm, puns, and saying the quiet part loud. Somewhere between graphic therapy and passive-aggressive genius, this is how we avoid HR meetings.

If you get it, you’re one of us. If you’re shopping for someone who does? You’re still in the right place.

If this already offended you? That’s your cue to exit. No shade – just different vibes.

Wit. Attitude. Occasional existential crisis in font form.