Retro

Welcome to Retro – a warm hug with a hidden agenda. It looks sweet. It smells like simpler times. But don’t let the soft colors and smiling faces fool you.

This collection blends old-school aesthetics with new-school bite. Think vintage charm, but weaponised. Housewives with side-eyes. Sunshine with sarcasm. The past, reprinted – and slightly pissed off.

We’re not here for nostalgia therapy. We’re here to take the gloss off and stitch some truth underneath the gingham. It’s retro with teeth. Polite in colour. Brutal in message.

Born from a slightly unhinged love of sarcasm, puns, and saying the quiet part loud. Somewhere between graphic therapy and passive-aggressive genius, this is how we avoid HR meetings.

If you get it, you’re one of us. If you’re shopping for someone who does? You’re still in the right place.

If this already offended you? That’s your cue to exit. No shade – just different vibes.

Wit. Attitude. Occasional existential crisis in font form.

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