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Fluent in Ozzyan

Fluent in Ozzyan

€29,95 EUR

Ozzyan: the unofficial language of the absolutely hammered. This is for anyone who’s ever slurred through philosophy, invented vowels, or made bold life plans at 2 a.m. Fluent or not, wear it as a warning. Side effects may include spontaneous speeches and deep, pointless truths.

Color Asphalt Vintage Black Black

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Born from a slightly unhinged love of sarcasm, puns, and saying the quiet part loud. Somewhere between graphic therapy and passive-aggressive genius, this is how we avoid HR meetings.

If you get it, you’re one of us. If you’re shopping for someone who does? You’re still in the right place.

If this already offended you? That’s your cue to exit. No shade – just different vibes.

Wit. Attitude. Occasional existential crisis in font form.

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