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Don't rush me (11oz)

Don't rush me (11oz)

€14,00 EUR

For anyone who thrives under panic. This says what your face already does: “Back off, I’m not ready yet.” Perfect for deadlines, fake productivity, and chaotic calm.

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Born from a slightly unhinged love of sarcasm, puns, and saying the quiet part loud. Somewhere between graphic therapy and passive-aggressive genius, this is how we avoid HR meetings.

If you get it, you’re one of us. If you’re shopping for someone who does? You’re still in the right place.

If this already offended you? That’s your cue to exit. No shade – just different vibes.

Wit. Attitude. Occasional existential crisis in font form.

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